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Monster Limericks |
| There was a monster named Jake Who loved
to eat monster-size steak.
He ate with a frog
He found on a log.
They finished the meal with a cake.
by Emilee |
There once was a monster named Mark Who
loved to go to the park.
He had a lot of fleas,
And he loved to eat trees.
But most of all he loved the bark.
by Mark |
There once lived a monster named Sam Who
looked very much like a lamb.
She lives in the lakes.
She likes to bake cakes.
That is the monster named Sam.
by Kaiya |
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| I met a short monster named Amanda Who
looked very much like a panda.
She lives in a tree,
And she buddies with me.
And she has a sister named Miranda.
by Amanda |
The monster from the moon He had a big
spoon
He used it for cake
And he lives by the lake.
He will come soon
by Robert |
There once was a monster from France He
loved to dance in his underpants.
He was very scary.
He liked to eat stuff that was hairy.
Run from him if you get the chance!
by Sophia |
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| There Once Was a Monster From Spain My
monster is such a pain
His weight will gain and gain
I find him in the dark,
At the big wide park
I will have to get a crane for the pain in the main.
by Cole |
There once was a monster from Linmerin Zoo
Who liked to scare people and say boo.
He was so small,
That he couldn't play ball.
When he fell asleep he landed in goo.
by Vincent |
There once was a monster named Spots, Who
had a body full of scales and dots
He ate lots of slime.
He was sick all the time.
Now Spots is slimy and gooey a lot.
by Jackie |
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| There once was a monster named Paul Who
wished he was very very tall.
One day his wish came true
Everyone thought it wasn't the truth,
Until he jumped to get the ball.
by Valerie |
There once was a monster named Mark Who
liked to live in the dark
But when the spiders came out,
He would do a big shout,
So the spiders ran out of the dark.
by Liz |
There once was a monster named Stinky Who
liked to eat stuff that was inky.
His teeth were all blue,
From the papers he'd chew,
As he sat watching lights that were blinky.
by Edith |
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| There once was a monster named Dots Whose
body had lots of spots.
He ate lots of glime
He got sick all the time.
Now Dots is slimy and gooey a lot.
by Isela |
The monster from Mars Likes candy bars
He also likes cake
That gives him a belly ache
And he likes to look at the stars.
by Danielle |
There once was a monster named Randy
Who loved to chew gum and eat candy.
His teeth were all rotten
From cavities he’d gotten.
Randy no longer thinks candy is
dandy!
by Mrs. Wilson |
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The once was a monster named Sulley
Who lived in a hole in a gully.
When it would rain,
His home was a drain.
Poor, poor, pitiful Sulley!
by Mrs. Wilson |
There once was a monster named Gooey
Who loved to eat things that were
chewy.
He once gnawed on a tire
That hung from a wire.
The results were tangled and screwy.
by Mrs. Wilson |
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